whore monkey

A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.

Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?

Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.

by Bryntastic February 27, 2008

Monkey Smasher

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".

Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!

by Anthrax July 11, 2004

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Weed monkey

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016

moo monkey

A name for someone being a total idiot

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"

by Oszero April 8, 2006

Chunder Monkey

A vicious bout of vomiting, usually induced by a heavy drinking session.

Oh fuck me, the chunder monkey made a visit this morning!

by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

Monkey Arms

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.

I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.

by Jake1675 May 30, 2013