Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

Orange-potato

Wheb you feel sad and like you want to slap someone in the face... With a chair😀

When her ex is around Elena turns into an Orange-potato

by Zoe 101 September 24, 2018

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

Yashed Potato

Potato with a mashed up 'Yash'

I am eating yashed potato

by ISellDucksAtTesco February 15, 2024

Potato-man

little short chubby man with no penis

that guy is so a potato-man

by Dirron January 27, 2017

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022