National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

Ur Mom Gaia

Ur mom gaye but it has been infused by Greek mythology

Person 1: What are you doing?
P2: Reading Greek mythology
P1:Ur mom gaia
P2: Then i would be a god

by Greek Mythology Boi August 8, 2018

national slap ur bff day

On January 25 all the way to November 1st is slap ur bff day! :) Only short pepole can do it not tall pepole! :))))))

Short bff: hey gusse what! It's national slap ur bff day!

Tall bff: wha-

Short bff: slaps* hehe "
*Evil laughs* ha get that 6 foot giant.

So from January 25 all the way to November 1st is u go up to ur tall bff or freind and slap them as hard as u want just don't go to jail lamo
National slap ur bff day!

by Hehe_savage_person January 25, 2021

buy ur sister a gift day

july 16 is the national day to buy ur sister a gift day! buy ur sister what she wants to show her ur appreciation for her (whatever she wants)

yo happy buy ur sister a gift day! heres a gift card for _____.

by johans god dog July 16, 2023

ur mom

a word that annyoing ass bitch uses

hey jamie how was your day
UR MOM JENNIFER

by wackkkgayurmom October 15, 2019

ur sister a mister

The ultimate weapon to use on anyone. This is 100 times worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", and ur granny tranny". Everytime this is used a planet explodes.

Mark: ur entire family lesbian
Patrick: ur sister a mister
Mark: *gets removed from reality*

by pikminfreak26 May 10, 2018

i did ur mom

i did ur mom

cam: i did ur mom

by Go follow kit-kat.mations yt March 25, 2022