Tasty Balls

Gym bros? Really? I don't know. Maybe the testosterone? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, maybe you're just being a filth slut for clout but if you're serious then I would GUESS... Probably the testosterone...

Hym "Well, and you know, I could be that Gym bros need to shower after they work out and, therefore, have cleaner balls... OR... If the impetus behind their lifestyle is the YouTube dating-advice/self-help freaks... A lot of them tell men to use bar-soap instead of a gel detergent. Umm... Sweat frequency? Like, they expel sweat more frequently and, therefore, the pores in their nut sack (assuming nut sacks have pores) are relatively less dirty... I mean, it's just skin... So it should just be skin-flavored... But yeah. There are some possible theories as to why Gym bros have tasty balls (apparently)... Yep."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Toast

1: Cooked bread, often from a toaster.

2: A state in which you are in very big trouble. This word is now replaced with cooked.

1: I love to eat toast every day!

2: We are so toast.

by really bored guy June 2, 2025

toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025