Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

Horsing

When a mare or filly is in heat. She will upload a new snapchat photo or 25 to her facebook profile

Oooh just look at who's horsing now!!

by fabulouswhirl October 17, 2018

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Topiary Horse

A horse - made out of a hedge.
It guards the gates to the city Juffair and protects all those who venture in. Located close to The World's Shittest Bar, members of the Bahrain Cultural Trip are obliged to take a selfie with the "Beast of Bahrain" - preferably pretending to slip one up the tradesman's entrance.

Did anyone see Alan's date last night? She's a worse ride than the Topiary Horse.

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

by KrashWorship September 9, 2022