Max

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.

Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".

by suger daddy max November 23, 2021

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 7, 2021

Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.

Max is great and the best

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

Pepsi max

Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a bath of Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Me : Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Babe : sure enjoy Pepsi max with the boys

by I like pepsi max September 30, 2023