A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
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A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
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A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
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Calle the cops on me when they took me away he keyed my car. Bitch
Saw me at Walmart with a panicked look on his face drove off and called the cops.
Called the cops again at u know where snitchy sam. Ur a bitch. Never showed up at my house. It's ur responsibility now. Hope ya r happy
Calle the cops on me when they took me away he keyed my car. Bitch
Saw me at Walmart with a panicked look on his face drove off and called the cops.
Called the cops again at u know where snitchy sam. Ur a bitch. Never showed up at my house. It's ur responsibility now. Hope ya r happy
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