Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.

Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice

by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024

Texas Truss

A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.

That Texas Truss is so big I bet it cuts into his legs when he sits.

by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011

Texas Detergent

When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...

A: Did you use all the tide detergent?

B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.

by Lil Henry March 14, 2011

McLeod, Texas

McLeod, Texas is a small town where the main export is meth. Some are users, some are distributors. If you tell anyone you're from McLeod, Texas, there is a chance someone will ask... "So, do you have any meth?"

This guy was from McLeod, Texas. He was asked by a guy in Atlanta if he had any meth. The guy from McLeod said no.

by Dr. Politico January 11, 2019

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 12, 2021

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022