Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Dirty tea

The act of using soiled linens and under garments found in vacant hotel rooms to then be served in the lobby

Please children try the dirty tea!

by dylan_doebro July 24, 2017

Tea

A beverage that is supposed to be in the fake cup you sip when minding your own business after hearing some gossip. Made popular by Kermit the Frog Memes.

Let me just sip my TEA on that last comment she made.

by STEVILINDO August 20, 2017

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Sip that Tea Quietly

Referring to keeping the tea to yourself, not telling others the tea.

Man 1: Did you know that Trent has a major problem with spilling the tea???
Man 2: Yeah! Dude needs to learn how to sip that tea quietly. He can’t go around spilling the tea all the time.

by PeachyBoi February 26, 2019