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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Real Nigga

That nigga Owami is one Real Nigga
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real

When used in the adjective form, real has many different meanings.
For example: "the store is real," would denote that the store exists in reality.
It can also mean it's genuine or authentic. For instance: "he has real money, and not printed money."

As a noun, 'real' usually denotes something which is raw, pure, genuine and emotionally relatable.
For example: "I think I'm losing my mind" - "real."
Person 1: Clean up on aisle... MY BRAINS!
Person 2: Real.
by illiteratebanana October 27, 2024
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That's how real it is

When The energy from a third party gives you confirmation about something you were literally just thinking about, or talking about with someone at that same moment
Im thinking about seeing this girl tonight but shes far, i dont if its worth the trip . And then a car passes by playing the song ive been a nasty girl . that's how real it is , im going.
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Real Emo

Real Emo only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
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International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.
Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!
by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024
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