A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
by Lipid January 08, 2022
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
by Cornstarch October 22, 2018
by lrentboy June 17, 2023
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
by LolNotAGermanGuy October 05, 2017
by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022