western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

Snake

Someone who would betray a good friend over something trivial for their own benefit.

Ryan totally chucked Thomas under the bus today so he could get a free dinner ticket from Annemarie... he's such a snake!

by Boabby Bang Bang August 29, 2023

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

Snaked

A word used to describe an act of something or someone being very sneaky

What there's no garlic bread!?!?! Ahhhhaha the delivery guys well snaked you lad......

Yeah man I shagged her sister aswel.......just waited till she was asleep then snaked off into her room

Yeah he took his head off........ he snaked him from behind

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

snake

People with small ears are very annoying and talk sh*t about you all the time.eat rats

Coach"why did u skip practic
Snake"I had to baby sit"(lie)
Rat "he had to go take a Shit"(truth)

by Blacksnake123 March 6, 2017

break out with my snake out

when you're being made fun of and you have to stand up for yourself and show them hoes what your workin with you gotta break out with your snake out.

I was just chillin when someone said "man, I heard you had a tiny penis" and I said " Shit I'm bout ta break out with my snake out"

by Mister sister Mister January 23, 2010