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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
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Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate
I fucking hate jacob
by whatthegays October 9, 2023
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Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 21, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, inside and out. He's the greatest blessing and when he is in your life you're truly given a lot. He is very mysterious and dismissive towards strangers but when he has taken you into his heart, there is no one who can give more love than him. If you date him, he'll carry you on his hands and will give you the world. A real gentleman and companion for life. He's incredibly sexy and handsome without even realising it. Very humble and kind hearted. You just have to love him.
„Wow have you met Jacob? He's sooo lovely! And look at him! Too hot."
by blablabla2021 November 21, 2021
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Jacob Lash

"Yeah I play Jacob Lash, how can you tell" - World's greatest asshole
by ÞeDeadestOfLocks December 4, 2024
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Jacob

A sexy goodlooking male, with a huge dick that you would drool over
i wish i was jacobs gf
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Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.
Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!
by fent gunss September 4, 2025
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