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dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!
by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014
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Cold box

Creating a cold room for no apparent reason in the winter. Strategies used include but are not limited to; opening the window in the winter months, using a fan, and removing clothing in order to feel the cold more. The intention is to create a reverse sauna.
University students made a cold box yesterday for no reason except to be cold.
by coldbox December 1, 2013
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Puzzle box

A decorated box with shifting peaces on the sides of it,it is made as a craft.It is used to protect jewlery and such from robers and children.It was desined and develeped in China.It takes so meny correct moves in the correct order inorder to open it,thus the name,"Puzzle Box".The name of one move is called a "Sun",so 21 moves to open a Puzzle Box would be described as "21 Sun".Some Puzzle Boxes have a secrit drawer for better protection,Evin though a Puzzle Box is easy to brake.

In Amarican money,thay usaly sell for $100.00
I keep all my jewlry in my new Puzzle Box,and I keep my new Puzzle Box in a bullet proof safe,becouse I'm not retarted!
by Darka November 21, 2007
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Tool Box

When three or more tools are mobbing together or live together.
"Sorry, I don't date out of tool boxes."

or

"Yeah, bro. We all live together. It's so dope."
"Must be a tool box."
by Little Squeaks September 4, 2011
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box Time

What you tell a girl when you want to have sex with her under a cardboard box, Taken from metal gear solid peace walker
Jack: Bitch, BOX TIME!
Random slut: yayy!! mmmmm
by Shibblleeee December 23, 2010
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flog box

A cubicle or booth used for the viewing of pornographic material.
The man spent most of his formative years hanging around in flog boxes.
by Brett Sheargold June 11, 2006
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Nog Box

A Nog Box is a place to write random things that no

one will read.If you have a random thought just post it in the Nog Box.

It Could also be a woman's vagina that has a creamy discharge that looks like Egg Nog.
K "Whale man! Let us duel!!!!!! "
D "Duel? wtf is dat. "
K "I'm hungry "
D "Eat then fucking noob. "

Lance "Damn that girl had a Nog Box, but I still banged her anyway!"

Nog Boxegg nogvaginanote boxnogbox
by MurderSetPieces March 5, 2011
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