Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

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Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Ninja Creamy

When you nut inside without asking or without giving warning. Typically followed by by continued fornication out of embarrassment for busting so early and in hopes the ninja cream won’t be noticed.

She was absolutely doing tricks on it, so I had to give her a ninja creamy

by Bonafide Busta November 11, 2024

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

The Ninja

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"

I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!

by yukysaky March 10, 2021

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021