1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)
2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.
3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.
syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!
3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
Get the ninjamug. when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth
i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011
Get the The Flying Ninjamug. Proclaimed Action:
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)
One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)
One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}
by TheAlbanianKingBez March 11, 2011
Get the Ninja Timemug. by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022
Get the Ninja turtle’dmug. 
The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
Get the Ninja noncemug. A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone
Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two
by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021
Get the The ninjamug.