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whore monkey

A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.
Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?

Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.
by Bryntastic February 27, 2008
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moo monkey

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"
by Oszero April 8, 2006
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bust monkey

1. A person who is attracted to the point of obsession (and often ingestion) to ejaculate.

2. pejorative, one who is of poor morals or taste (no pun intended).
"Wow, Sheila is a real bust monkey"

"I can't believe you, you fucking bust monkey!"

"What kind of bust monkey would say something like that?"
by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007
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Chunder Monkey

A vicious bout of vomiting, usually induced by a heavy drinking session.
Oh fuck me, the chunder monkey made a visit this morning!
by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008
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Monkey Arms

A visual display of frustration or disappointment where you hang your head and raise your arms over your head and wave them back and forth in a monkey-like manner.
I could see John was having a bad day on the golf course when he went full Monkey Arms after yet another bad short.
by Jake1675 May 30, 2013
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Weed monkey

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.
by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016
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Monkey Smasher

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".
Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!
by Anthrax July 11, 2004
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