Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"
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