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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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josh belk

someone who's very weird and loves music
by joshua mac ear September 9, 2016
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Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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Josh

Josh is an amazing friend. He may doubt himself sometimes, but he is so hilarious! He has a really kind personality and always is there asking how you are or listening to your problems. He tries his best to make everyone around him feel happy. Josh is a really good, caring and loyal friend.
'Wow Josh is really cool!'
by Your lovely friend :) June 15, 2022
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Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.
Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin
by Presrox103 January 8, 2023
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Josh McLeod

The funniest fortnite player you will come across in battle royale. Not afraid to show who he is and who he stands for. Always shows his true colours and tries to bring the good out of people. A sexy nig nog. Ready for any aner to come his way. Cares about how anyo so much and loves her with all his heart even though he cheated on her.... multiple times. A huge golden pink heart. He is trying to find the right girl to touch his cucumber. Hit him up.
by AnerAnnPig June 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh is the biggest motherfucking shitstick on the planet who won't stop being such an annoying cunt JOSH STOP SAYING THINGS GO BE INSECURE SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
guy 1: who's that?

guy 2: that's just a fucking JOSH
by shitshake July 11, 2017
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