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jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”

Omg, it is, run!”
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Jacob

the gayest kid you will ever meet.
Jacob keeps staring at the kids using the urinals at school
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Jacob gifford

Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow
Jesus you actin like a big Jacob Gifford
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jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts
"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick
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Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE
He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun
by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021
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