Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.

Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!

by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019

jacob

jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned

jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure

by tumbob October 5, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, fun, loving person who you can trust with anything and everything... He's smart and always makes you smile... hes misjudged and is never prejudice. Those who know him know he's an amazing friend who you can talk to and confide in... Jacob is someone who you love hanging out with. He makes you feel loved and good about yourself... he would rather take a bullet himself than let someone he loves die...jacobs are awesome go find yourself a Jacob!!!!

"I wish I had myself a jacob"

by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018

Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).

Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West

by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024

Jacob

Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash

“Man fuck Jacob”
“I know his roasts are so annoying and unoriginal

by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019

Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.

Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.

by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025