Jacob

Jacob he’s a great guy a retard mostly can be a lil goofy but also good at video games sucks at siege but a W manz

Jacob so trash at siege 🤮

by Jmandagoattt July 16, 2025

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Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

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Jacob Robins

The kid from the shrek saying DO IT or I LOVE YOU DADDY

damn that Jacob robins is massive

by Fleetadmiralbob August 29, 2025

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Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

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Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

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Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch

Also known as jeje, Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch is a commonly used phrase in many competitive strategical shooters. It is usually shown at the end of a game as a sign of respect to your teammates Exhilarating gameplay.

“Jeje” says Phillip, a cheery chirp in his voice after a well played game.

“What does that mean?” Asks Geoffrey, wondering what mystery this silly acronym could possibly entail.

“Oh, well Joyous Exhilaration Jacob Emberbatch of course!” Phillip booms into the microphone, a sense of arrogance and superiority in his tone as he speaks.

“kys” says Geoffrey, clearly a bit of a sore loser.

by BedCrack September 22, 2025

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