bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

Micheal j. Fox

The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.

"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022

J. C. T.

A person kidnapped by PETA

PETA kidnapped J. C. T. because PETA does not want it's secrets revealed

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

Alyssa J I

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.

Alyssa J I is the greatest girl in the world.

by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018