Chain Happy Ending

1. When a Chain Reaction ends up positive instead of negative.
2. When one person has sex, is more confident because of it, who motivates someone else to have sex with them, who in turn is more confident, rinse, lather, repeat.

1. So, I got held up in a class, but it let me stay with this cute girl, which allowed me to get her number.
2. Me sleeping with Brenda allowed her to have a Chain Happy Ending. Aren't I the best?

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Happy

A person who feels joy

Look how happy she is!

by Asshole._.666 May 15, 2018

Happy

A feeling that no one has been documanted to feel.

“Are you ever happy?”
“Whats a happy?”

by Tony the tiger eats ass May 22, 2018

Happy panties

When a girl is so turned on by someone or something that she experiences moisture in her underwear

Watching him dance gives me some serious happy panties.

As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.

by HP69 May 28, 2018

Cap-Happy

To feel a kind of happyness or joy from writing graffiti/street bombing. Can be connected to being a Graffaholic. The word comes from Trigger Happy and was "invented" by HR Crew in Sweden.

"Aye u got those cans with u?"
"Ye fam, I'm feelin' all Cap-Happy for tonight"

by WESK HR April 19, 2018