not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

me clogs are going round

Ya thinking of something in ya head

Ah mate give me a minute me clogs are going round

by Bennyboiiii October 7, 2020

Throwing and going

When you puke and shit at the same time.

Bro I was throwing and going all morning from that fucking key lime pie tommy made me.

by The October 11, 2020

come and be going

An Oxymoron phrase which tells the person to come and gather himself in order to get going.

Now you are done wasting my time, oya come and be going.

by edidy06 October 21, 2020

i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.

Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend

by Bro my vr November 21, 2020