Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.

Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦

by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021

pesonality The goat

A cool cat🤪

Is that pesonality the goat WOA

by Pleasenanamikento June 5, 2021

pesonality the goat

A god the one above all you bow down to him and dm him sum thigh pics cause he is horny but only the female moots

pesonality the goat is the one I bow down to

by I worship kaito...sama June 5, 2021

why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.

sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021