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muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.
Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.
by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024
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five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough
Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out
by BassMan24 July 30, 2025
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Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.
Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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