Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp

1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!

by Bambianca July 31, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.

Example:

"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."

by metamorphos1s July 21, 2022

Ethan Harrigan

Ethan Harrigan is a guy who likes to have some fun, party hardy as you might say. He's a mix of all the racial breeds, he's like a beautiful modern-day Jesus-like figure with an even holier figure if you know what I mean. He's got it like that AND he has that DAWG in him fr.

Dude, don't mess with this man. This is Ethan Harrigan right here.

by buttjuicce March 23, 2023

Ethan

Commonly associated with being pretty stubborn. Even when he knows he's wrong he always thinks he is right. Ethan is highly likely to make fun of you on a daily basis and main categories he aims to get at are: Height, any form of action or words. Apart from being a bit of a child, he can still can be nice *SOMETIMES*(I emphasise this for various reasons most Ethan's tend to know already). The times he's actually nice you can stay up laughing about the funniest things, watch films where he has to make a comment every single second and has a very nice personality. An ethan tends to both have a tough side and a soft side and it becomes very easy to differentiate the two personalities.

Ethan is great guy...hold onto an ethan like that, definitely crazy journey, but its worth it

THNANK YOU ETHANNN, I LOVE YOU!!!!

by PATD_my g November 2, 2021

Ethan

Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019

Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

by Almightyeg November 21, 2023