douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

by Rachel McPaisley October 17, 2008

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

douche turtle

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008

fa douche

fucking douche

Dude you cut me off, Fa douche !!

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

Douche Shirt

A shirt containing douche font.

Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"

by Walrus I Am January 9, 2010

insta-douche

when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.

Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.

by missspiffy September 13, 2011

Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009