Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Dog Sick

Very fucking ill. Like how dogs poop and puke everywhere.

Dude, I'm dog sicks right now

by MilkmanMilkSteak January 4, 2013

Carpet Dog

The act of tripping when walking down a carpeted area. It is the invisible dog you trip over.

I was chatting with a friend and all of the sudden I trip in mid-air and yell Carpet Dog.

by barky999 December 10, 2011

Scrape Dog

Is mostly used in the caribbean..meaning that you barely passed a test, but you still passed.

Person1: bwai weh you get?

person2: ah get 70, pass by wah point

person1: yuh Scrape Dog doh !

by yoyoyohey! June 20, 2011

sluz-dog

A female who "sluts around" or acts like a total bitch to her apparent "friends," mostly male. She can be misleading at times and often tends to cling from guy to guy. Also, her mental state is not excellent, with her usually being "fried" or "cooked." She also has quick personality changes, which can usually happen from anywhere between 3-10 days.

"Bro shes such a sluz-dog" "I know right, the way she treated Mike, who does that" "Yeh she must be fried"

by paulyefff September 14, 2011

ketchup dog

A ketchup dog is when a guy has sex with a woman that is on her period, and then titty-fucks her. Thus looking like a hot dog with ketchup on it.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a ketchup dog.

by DOCTOR DEW October 7, 2011