Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.
by il_squid April 11, 2022
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hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 19, 2017
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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 26, 2020
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Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.
I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.
by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022
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Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.
Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.
by sherylveit March 11, 2019
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studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.
This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.
by Zizou1990 March 09, 2024
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Sugar Donkey

A women with equipped with a sweet ass.
Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...
by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022
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