A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019

“Hey ron, that clown has some big honkers huh?”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
by Pseudocinnamon April 25, 2022

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by yupyeolie August 20, 2019

Someone who fights alongside every trendy social media issue, but only shares memes for social clout and doesn’t actually do anything.
by Mr sparkle March 6, 2023

I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEG AND GET YOUR EYE GAUGED OUT BY A WINE GLASS YOU DIPSHIT
by Marling November 27, 2021

When someone really wants abs but eats rubbish all the time has 10 phones and chats up all the lads in galway
by Okimandi November 4, 2020
