clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

Clown Mouth

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*

Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??

by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

clown

someone who makes great joes and is super fucking funny and makes you laugh no matter what

bro ur a clown

by baddiej December 11, 2019

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

Clown

When someone has the person they are talking to’s number saved as something sweet but the other person doesn’t even have their name saved in general.

I had his name saved as bae but he didn’t even have my number saved. Clown shit.

by hayshudbf May 12, 2020