Demon Cat

Better known as "D.C.", a red-eyed phantom black cat that haunts the United States Congress. Said to be normal sized at first glance, D.C. swells to tiger-like size to frighten people.

There have been numerous sightings of D.C. or Demon Cat since the early 1900s.

by joiless April 1, 2010

Nyan Cat

1. A cat shoved in a pop tart flying through space shitting rainbows
2. The true meaning of homosexuality

Whats better than a double rainbow, a double nyan cat.

by captain falco November 14, 2011

Cat Boner

A cat boner is a cat boner.

The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.

It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.

However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad

Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"



"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"



Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"

by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009

Scary Cat

An extremely overweight male. One who's moobs are larger then most women. A scary cat usually has problems breathing, often sounding like Darth Vader. A scary cat will often forget if he applied deodorant. Possibly sniffing his underarms in public or meetings. Finally, a scary cat could have a high pitch voice, like a little girl stuck in a man's body. The could easily be confused with the "We Shall Go To War" pirate in At World's End.

Did you just see that fat guy in the meeting? He is one scary cat.

by Ur such an A$$hole March 7, 2009

Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

by Mousetower July 25, 2006

Cat Flap

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.

"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"

by EugeneUK September 28, 2008

Serious Cat

A very fucking serious white cat popularized by imdb.com user Timmys_DownTheBloodyWell. He is Emperor and Supreme overlord of a board called "The Sandbox" as well as President of the Anti-squirrel coalition. In his spare time he enjoys spreading awareness of the seriousness of a thread, killing infidels (mostly squirrels), and he also taking long llama rides on the beach.

*A poster tries to joke in a very serious thread*
Serious Cat: *stares with a look of extreme superiority and seriousness*

by TDTBW September 30, 2007