When you get on the beers early and come dinner time, you are either too spangled to remember to eat, or too bloated to even consider it. Dinner time passes by but the beers continue, therefore you had beers for dinner.
Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
by dickfister93 May 17, 2025

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020

by Gigi La Fouffe March 26, 2022

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
