ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

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balls early

When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time

We ask that you please pardon Mr. Carrell's not-so-sunny disposition...he was up balls early today.

by BeEpBeEpmofo September 8, 2016

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parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

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Pagina balls

Pagina Balls are a he/she's private parts. There is a vagina with a dick sticking out of it, and has balls dangling below.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know Lindsay has pagina balls?!
Guy 2: ew! No way thats gross.
Guy 3: GROSS, i was gonna fuck her tonight!

by pagina ballz January 21, 2014

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button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

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Balls on ice

A term used to describe sitting around doing sweet fuck all (nothing or very little) and being a bum. Chilling so hard your balls may as well be resting on ice keeping cool.

"what you doing?"
"fuck all. You?"
"Just got my balls on ice man, my balls on ice"

by sonofevil May 4, 2013

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