Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023

beat it, buck

to move on, to step off to or be encouraged to willingly leave the scenario.

your words are over, you best beat it, buck!

not cool, beat it buck!

by MissMissile May 22, 2011

Beat it dry

Jerking off with no lubricant

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite

by YVL big frank July 28, 2024

Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

Beating the J

when someone is lying

That yucky ass nigga is beating the J

by Young Quarnale September 27, 2022

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 13, 2023

Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.

Dude was beating the dime on her.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017