ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

booth ass

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.

Damn girls got some booth ass

by Marah2752 February 22, 2020

Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business

Dude,don't be an ass pecker

by dangatang55 July 28, 2020

done-ass

A done-ass is when a guy that you are currently dating is acting in a way that you no longer want to be seeing him.

A sassy way of saying you are done with that dumbass.

Ema: My boyfriend won't go down on me.
Amy: Oh he's such a done-ass!

by Ema&Amy November 29, 2012

chewbacca ass

name for a hairy ass

Girl, he was so fine, but when we were finished he turned around and all I could see was his chewbacca ass!

by emoteddylion June 27, 2012

Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass

Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)

by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012