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Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
by Bender_124 November 5, 2013
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Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.
The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.
by stripes1331 November 17, 2022
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shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018
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Reno Shower

6 pints of dog piss being thrown onto an off-shift hooker.
Amber got a nasty reno shower from those mean kids when she was done with work last night.
by Flat Earth Haole April 30, 2025
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Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 1, 2023
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Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018
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Shower neighbour

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours
by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022
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