Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.
by Phil the ill October 27, 2013

by anonymous December 21, 2020

by Motherbanger April 14, 2020

by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020

by Jake beta July 4, 2023
