xary shorer

A person with progressive views, who attends underground events and dresses funky. May also have a proper career in Europe, but loves to binge drink. Xary shorer type of people love to leave people on delivered.

person 1#: what type of crowd attended that event?

person 2#: well, you know, xary shorer type people.

person#1: so the crowd was progressive

by bumblecoffee August 10, 2023

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

by wkugs August 28, 2005

van showen

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.

That van showen was the best cocktail I've ever had!

by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014

show-er

Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.

Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

golden showers

The act of pissing on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.

I asked Betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning

by Anonymous June 20, 2003