When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
Get the the texas turnaroundmug. Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 20, 2014
Get the Texas saddlemug. Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area
While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
by smash_trucker November 10, 2017
Get the Texas Picnic Basketmug. Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodgemug. by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024
Get the Texas Watering Holemug. In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025
Get the Top private investigator in the state of texasmug. A: Did you use all the tide detergent?
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
by Lil Henry March 14, 2011
Get the Texas Detergentmug.