A walking red flag with perfect timing, crashing into every room like a raccoon on an energy drink binge. Universally identified as the buttslamming bootie bandit, leaving behind overturned furniture, missing dignity, and at least five witnesses clutching their lower backs like, “WHY does it hurt THERE and WHAT did William DO?” If you hear his name, it’s already too late—hide your snacks, your sanity, and anything with a pulse or a shadow.
“Bro, the party was chill until William showed up—next thing you know, the living room’s flipped, someone’s crying over a missing Hot Pocket, and three people are holding their lower backs like they just survived the buttslamming bootie bandit himself.”
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A.K.A. Deezy
A.K.A. Deezy
Guy: Do you know Dylon Williams?
Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?
Guy: Yeah, that kid.
Dude: Yeah, I know him.
Dude: That one homo kid, is a gangsta motha fucka, also known as deezy, kinda looks like Mat Hoffman, and is with Shelbie, who is a person with nice nails?
Guy: Yeah, that kid.
Dude: Yeah, I know him.
by Mateo Hoffman March 4, 2008
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Term with dual meanings coined back in the early 1980's to describe "peeping toms"(1) and their objects of obsession (2). The term originated when a boy named Jon Williams became obsessed with spying on women who resided in beachside communities, and when a young sun goddess who realized she was the object of a "window-williams" began orchestrating "shows" for him which quickly led him to addiction, drove him crazy, and resulted in the boy's recurring stints in jail and rehabilitation centers. Hence, a female described as a "window-williams" is that rare female who men can become so addicted to that they lose their minds over her.
Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Several fictional books have been written about this true account of the original window-williams voyeur but with certain names, dates, and locations changed.
Definition 1-
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."
Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."
"Don't talk to him, he's a window-williams. All he wants is to find out where you live so he can get his rocks off from spying on you."
Definition 2 (most commonly used)-
"Man, he dated a hot window-williams chic and hasn't been the same since."
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Penelope: Why not? You're usually excited about trying new things in bed.
Jennifer: Yeah, but what I thought was going to be a normal rimjob ended up being a straight-up shaggy Williams. It was like rimming Bigfoot.
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