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Urban Dictionary 

A site (that you're most likely viewing right now to read this definition!) that:

1) Rejects 99% of my publishes even though there very informing!

2) A site that formally used to be about slang but has almost everything defined here, usually in a derogatory way!
1) There's a 99% chance that this would not be published here!

2)This site used to be only for words like "fuck", "shit", and "bitch". Nowadays, you'll find words like "George Bush", "Islam", and "Microsoft". (Seriously, look the latter terms up, most of the definitions to them are derogatory!)

(Side note: I have to put "Urban Dictionary" here otherwise it won't let me publish!)
Urban Dictionary by Anton The Reaper September 9, 2013

urban dictionary 

A website where people define sex positions they've invented themselves but never ever do.
"What is a Raspberry Beret?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude."
urban dictionary by MrFappy October 28, 2013

urban dictionary 

1: The only place I know of where non sexual things (they don't even sound sexual at all) are made to be sexual and so disgusting that no one would perform.

2: Where retards post stupidity in hopes to look smart.
See, just about any definition in the urban dictionary.
My brain is rotting....

Urban dictionary 

Why the fuck do you have to look up "urban dictionary" on the fucking URBAN DICTIONARY!?

urban dictionary-aholic

Guys who can't stop adding words to urban dictionary. 99.9% of these words describe ways to degrade women through various sexual acts.
Jenn, "Bob is such an urban dictionary-aholic.

Lucy, "So true. He can't stop making up words about jazzing in women's faces."

Urban Dictionary 

2014's winner for the Ugliest Still-Useful Website award.
"Hey, what happened to Urban Dictionary?"
"Yeah, it looks horrible now. But hey at least it still works!"