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two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.
Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"
by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
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two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat
Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage
by No Regrets February 15, 2018
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two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
by Grimm D January 11, 2009
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In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes
In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
by thisisevidence March 17, 2010
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Up Two Know Good

In the traditional sense, if someone is "up to no good", they're doing something bad, or wrong.

WE ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.

We are a collective that defies all odds, a group of individuals, comrades from all walks of life.

Regardless of whether we have different beliefs, careers, experiences or values, we are all Up Two Know Good.

"Up Two" as in two steps ahead, in the lead, striving to win.

"Know Good" as in seeking Knowledge of Self, living the "good life".

We have chosen to commit to knowing better, with intentions of doing better.

We are seeking out the very best in ourselves and in every aspect of our lives.

(Taken from UpTwoKnowGood.com)
What's Good?

Those kids are Up Two Know Good.
by What's Good October 15, 2014
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Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019
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Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist December 22, 2021
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