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Man Tits

The nipples on a male.
Barry was really into Jeff's man tits--he licked and sucked them like a nursing baby, which gave Jeff a roaring hard-on.
by fraterg May 11, 2003
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mung-tits

really nasty titties with huge bulging nipple areas that look deformed and wierd
DAY'M!! dat bitch got mung-tits mutha-fucka!!
by jack v November 30, 2005
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goth tits

when your girl friend has these tits that are pale white and they have these dark red nipples
hey cierra nice goth tits i just want to grab them
by dick burnsameister October 21, 2008
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Puddin' Tits

Person 1: "Hey theres Mr. Puddin tits himself"
Person 1: "Hey there Puddin Tits!"
Person 2: "Screw you, I cant help it I have fat funny looking nasty man boobs!"

"That guy over there has some Puddin' tits on him"
by M.Michele February 9, 2008
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melon-tits

Melanie Rumford boobies. they're hot they're nice and she knows how to use them.
WaHoo chech out he melon-tits!
by rasha October 2, 2007
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Tit Stew

A wholesome, nutritious stew best served all the time. It is comprised of menstrual juices of Norweigan virgins, along with grade A+ Siberian Thunder Tit. By bringing the juices to a boil, simply chop the thunder tits up to 1/8 inch thick pieces and let simmer for 18 hours. When thunder tit slices prune up and the nipple secret a yellowish white liquid do not be alarmed this is just rancid tit milk, the tits are now done. Next, preheat oven to 10 degrees celsius.... Now take the tits out of the menstrual juices and place in baking pan with two cans of cream of cunt and add breadcrumbs, bake in oven for 2 min. and 16.3 seconds, remove and serve... goes good with a twat and tonic.
HEY MOM! Where is the left over tit stew?
by satchel_page April 30, 2010
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Butter Tits

Used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones "man boobies".

Fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. Thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with butter. Usually found on the lazy "X-BOX playing indoor kids" that now make up more than a third of the United States Army's active duty personnel. Reports of butter tits are much higher in Reserve and National Guard Army units. In civilian populations butter tits have evolved into "meaty knee high socks". Butter tits are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and POG bait, and generally not being a good person.


Word is commonly coupled with "thunder gut", "fatty cakes", "cupcake", "goofy looking faggot", and "chunk butt".
"Look at that fat fuck! You'd better start running butter tits!"
by Dirk Fontaine November 2, 2008
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