When a person wearing a doo-rag is adjusting their head piece while doing a two-step dance to keep their super low and baggy jeans up just above the knee.
I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.
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Get the two finger shoe horn mug.When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat
Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage
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Get the In life, two things are inevitable mug.A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
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Get the two badly parked volkswagons mug.When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
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Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
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