A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
Get the Sammug. Two absolute lads with donkey cocks and voluptuous balls bouncing every time they absolutely clap cheeks. Big hugs to my absolute G (Ginger) and u be a pro masturbator!
by Absolute swaglord February 11, 2022
Get the Sam and Novamug. Basically one big molerat with one small...*ahem* pair of legs. Sams always there to make you smile even though you might not be in the best mood. He’s apparently got tones of friends and tones to say.
by Kitty.kitty. April 17, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His mind boggling eyes and smile makes you forget about all your problems in a split second. However, he is always there for you anytime you need help. He is someone you can easily fall for but only has one girl on his mind. He is the most understand, kind, oddly hilarious even with his extremely nerdy personality, and caring individual. If you’re lucky enough to have him he’ll give you a reason to fall in love with him every day, even if it’s just a smile.
by Jimmybrianthebear September 15, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.
Fuck you Sam
by Shiboo May 22, 2019
Get the Sammug. An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.
by YouAREANASSSWHOLE January 30, 2021
Get the Sammug.