Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024

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Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.

Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."

by Hym Iam April 15, 2024

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DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

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No they don't

The client and my manager both violated the boundaries policy by getting into my email. I'm not taking a backseat to retards. Ever. I'll kill a child if you try to make me. Stand down and stand by or I will kill your kids.

Hym "No they don't. His rights are not violated by me following the abuse neglect policy and in accordance with the abuse and neglect policy: I have a reasonable suspicion the Marina Derfus, Kendra McKeefry, Melissa Dilsner Barlow, and other violated the boundaries policy of Rem Wisconsin and molested one of the mentally retarded clients."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

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