Donkey-bad

Refers to someone that is extremely bad at a task or a game and should quit.

You're Donkey-bad.

by Limiteb January 28, 2024

donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019

Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin

*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?

by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017

shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

stinky donkey

When a dude stuffs both of his nuts in a females ass while he holds her legs straight up in front of him and fuck the gap between her legs

Bryan’s nuts have doo doo bitter on them because he gave that chick the stinky donkey

by Thedemigod207 March 1, 2018